Stone Soup
This week Erick Erickson of Redstate.com has been encouraging people to send balls to
Speaker Boehner's office as a way of expressing the conservative GOP base's frustration with his duplicity in saying he opposes Obama's agenda but his (and the GOP establishment's) refusal to actually do anything (while citing a variety of excuses for their inaction - all while there is good reason to believe he and the GOP establishment also want what Obama wants regardless of what they say to the people who voted them into office).
I'm suggesting that we send crocks of "stone soup" to Boehner's office to supplement the balls that are being sent.
Here's the recipe:
Begin with a base of bone broth, preferably composed from meaty, marrow filled spines and hocks (analogous to firm wrists). Once you have the bone broth, add beef balls, or at the very least, meatballs made with real balls (yes, the organs)! Season "liberally" with the spirit of Mike Lee and Ted Cruz. Simmer until the meat is done, then ladle into bowls and serve generous portions to the entire GOP establishment.
As "fed up" as the conservative base is we can only hope that the current GOP "leadership" would feed up on "stone soup" as it may perhaps help them grow some manly parts, may stiffen their spines and make their wrists firmer, their hearts more steady for the noble task of slaying the giants (ie: the liberal agenda) who have had their way with our country.
By the grace of God this will be so.
